What do you give the smartest, most tasteful, most attractive listening audience on Earth? Sadly, we can’t give you all a car. You’ll have to call Oprah for that. But we do have stickers! We can’t rightly sell them, as one features derivative parody work, but we can give them away (or charge for p&p).

Stickers trace the evolution of DKFM over the last three years, including our first foray into absurdity, “Keep Calm and Gaze at Your Shoes”, moving forward toward the “I Love You But…” series, and of course our trusty DKFM current logo. Stickers are 4×3″, square “I Love You But…” sticker is 3.5×3.5″.

U.S. Residents can get your matched set of three by sending a stamped, self-addressed envelope to:
DKFM Stickers
3846 Chessa Ln
Clovis CA 93619

Internationals (and U.S. Residents who don’t want to mess with self-addressed, stamped envelopes) can simply donate $2 for postage and packaging via the PayPal button below.

As always, thanks for your support! We’re happy to give a little something back.